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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}

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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}

{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}

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