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The Secret of NIMH (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) is the soundtrack to the 1982 animated film The Secret of NIMH directed by Don Bluth. The film score is composed by Jerry Goldsmith and performed by the National Philharmonic Orchestra. The film also featured two original songs from Paul Williams and performed by Williams and Sally Stevens. It was released through Varèse Sarabande on July 2, 1982, the same date as the film. Intrada Records reissued a special edition on August 17, 2015.
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