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Heptodon is an extinct genus of tapir-type herbivore of the family Helaletidae endemic to North America during the Early Eocene. It lived from 50.3—48.6 mya, existing for approximately 1.7 million years.
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Nor Kesaria is a town in the Armavir Province of Armenia. The town was founded in 1949 as a state farm for geranium oil extraction.
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